First, cure your cucumbers. Peel half of the cucumbers in alternating vertical strips—they should look striped, then slice into ½ in-thick pieces. Add 1 teaspoon Kosher salt and 1 teaspoon of sugar and let them sit for 5 minutes. Drain liquid.
While the cucumbers cure, make the sauce. Add all the ingredients to your blender or food processor and blend until smooth. Be careful not to puree too long or the heat from your blender will discolor the puree.
Toss drained cucumbers with sauce in a large bowl. Top with Momofuku Spicy Seasoned Salt to taste. Garnish with sesame seeds and toasted almonds.